Happy Ground Hog Day?

Dear Punxatawney Phil,
I don't know what you and you crazy top hat wearing followers over in Pennsylvania are talking about. Here at Willow Hall in Morristown, IT WAS CLOUDY! I didn't see my shadow, therefore, spring should be on its way. At least that's what the Passaic River Coalition staff, with their temperamental boiler, are hoping.
Respectfully,
The Willow Hall Ground Hog

PS: I wish I had a cool name like Pauxatawney Phil or Staten Island Chuck. So submit your ideas for naming the Willow Hall Ground Hog!